There's an old man sitting next to me in my Native American Justice (dear god-don't ask) class.
Wait.
A double take proves him to be a fraternity member. My mistake. Perhaps it was the footwear. Men's sandals with a strap around the ankle can be a common identification. If that wasn't it, maybe it was the pink plaid shorts. ....Or the sunglasses with the strap so you don't drop them when you're....walking to class. Or maybe it was just the receding hairline.
But most likely it was the goddamn Guy Harvey t-shirt he was wearing.
Why, in the name of Prada, why, are there fish flying around lighthouses?!?! Who looks at that and thinks, "Wow! Looks like a great shirt! Watch those fish go!"
Old men model the clothing on the website. Typically when I'm shopping for up and coming fashion I don't go to a site where menopausal women make their last attempt at fame.
If this isn't an indication of poor fashion sense I direct you towards any fraternity gathering complete with pleated khaki's and navy blue blazers. And yet somehow they get some of the finest pussy available at your college campus.
The dating scene surrounding Greek society never ceases to amaze.
It makes me feel good knowing that even in my old age I could attract gorgeous young pussy in sororities if I sport my leather sandals, short shorts, and guy harvey shirt.
ReplyDeleteFashion = relative. It's all a matter of taste.
ReplyDeletetrue. and relative to me, theirs is shitty as hell
ReplyDeleteI think they look better than most fashion design students who all look like they get dressed in the dark just so they look like Mary-Kate Olsen.
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